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Chaos Men discount offer- only $9.95 for 15 days!

Chaos Men are the purveyors of fine gay porn who have brought us such treats as a gorgeous blond getting blown and fucked with a dildo, nervous straight guys trading blowjobs and gym studs with abs that make me cry (from the end of my cock) fucking each other…. phew, that was a run-on sentence.

That’s all very well, you’re asking, but what’s it got to do with me?

Well, here’s your chance to get your very own, small and perfectly formed membership to that site, so you can jerk your cock until it’s in danger of falling off, for the low price of $9.95! That’s not even the cost of two drinks at my local bar. How depressing.

At this point I feel like I should be shouting ‘Roll up, roll up!‘, but instead I’ll just let this image do the talking (click it to go to the offer)…

Chaos Men discount offer- only $9.95 for 15 days!

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